Spread Eagle Tactical Headquarters

Spread Eagle! A fun clan comprised of hardworking middle aged men, with a love for armored warfare history and tactics. We don't give a flying fuch for stats, win-lose ratios, or anything that just adds imaginary inches to ones dick.

Requirements for membership:

1) 30 years of age minimum (30 year old maturity of above also required).

2) It's just a bloody game! No blaming, no team killing, no spamming of commands and all acts of childish behavior.

3) We shall condone or even suggest aggressive albeit stupid moves. The ultimate goal is to have fun, preferably at the expense of some unlucky bastard.

4) Applicant must have already felt the warmth of a real woman. Porn and jacking off not applicable. There are things in life that a man must experience before wasting his time playing a game.