Its members, its history and its figures
“Peace through Superior Beatings”
Roster as of 31 Oct 2026 · 24 hours ago
An educational unit tasked with providing involuntary practical combat lessons to the oppressed.
We are basically MP's social clan, with a few alts, members that have gone inactive, and players that are wanting to join MP but aren't quite Clanwars ready yet.
Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
Recruitment Officer
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | — | 46.75% | 2,045 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,649 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 628 | 54.55% | 11 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,586 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | 719 | 53.33% | 15 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,586 d | 16 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | — | 49.80% | 3,024 | — | — | — | 10 years ago | 4,383 d | 16 days ago | |
| 5 | Recruitment Officer | — | 52.08% | 2,016 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,928 d | 16 days ago | |
| 6 | Recruitment Officer | 1,249 | 49.48% | 12,919 | — | — | — | 8 months ago | 4,926 d | yesterday | |
| 7 | Recruitment Officer | 698 | 45.96% | 12,072 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 4,916 d | today | |
| 8 | Recruitment Officer | — | 56.52% | 23 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,727 d | 16 days ago | |
| 9 | Recruitment Officer | — | 60.98% | 41 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,688 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Recruitment Officer | — | 56.14% | 171 | — | — | — | 12 years ago | 4,643 d | 16 days ago | |
| 11 | Recruitment Officer | — | 57.66% | 1,743 | — | — | — | 9 years ago | 4,643 d | today | |
| 12 | Recruitment Officer | 1,388 | 57.09% | 585 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 4,642 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.