MONKE

UH OH STINKY

MUST BE A LE MONKE
Should have ("or should be thinking about getting") a world of tanks account.
Computer must be built after 1971 (and smaller then 5m x 5m)
Keyboard should contain W,A,S,D, Shift and Space keys.
Should have at least 1 tier 6 or almost a tier 6. But seriously have a tier 8 too.
Active at least 1-8 days a week
Have a 45% or greater win rate.
Have to have at least 500 battles.
Personal rating of 2,750 or more and a personal hygiene level of 100%.
Have to Shower 3-5 days per week.
Eat a healthly lunch.
If your out in the sun, pop a hat on.
And always treat other players with respect.