Kaputnan

Our Putnan, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, At home as it is in Tavern. Give us this day, our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage. as we forgive those who split caginst us. But deliver is from hangover, and lead us not into incarceration. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The Putnan!!