Its members, its history and its figures
“The Bigger the Better.”
Roster as of 1 Nov 2026 · 13 hours ago
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Commander
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Executive Officer
Combat Officer
Quartermaster
Quartermaster
Recruitment Officer
Recruit
Recruit
Recruit
| # | Last 30 days | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Commander | 1,125 | 48.80% | 16,022 | — | — | — | 18 months ago | 4,825 d | 16 days ago | |
| 2 | Executive Officer | 939 | 47.71% | 8,715 | — | — | — | 13 months ago | 4,822 d | 16 days ago | |
| 3 | Executive Officer | — | 47.08% | 565 | — | — | — | 11 years ago | 4,807 d | 17 days ago | |
| 4 | Executive Officer | 1,002 | 47.42% | 50,825 | — | — | — | 10 months ago | 4,805 d | today | |
| 5 | Executive Officer | — | 48.75% | 7,477 | — | — | — | 7 years ago | 4,454 d | 17 days ago | |
| 6 | Executive Officer | 1,076 | 50.66% | 11,388 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 3,854 d | 15 days ago | |
| 7 | Executive Officer | 62 | 42.25% | 11,764 | — | — | — | 5 months ago | 3,854 d | 15 days ago | |
| 8 | Executive Officer | 666 | 51.37% | 16,612 | — | — | — | 3 years ago | 3,846 d | today | |
| 9 | Executive Officer | 421 | 46.07% | 11,003 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 3,840 d | 16 days ago | |
| 10 | Executive Officer | — | 49.03% | 7,359 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 3,834 d | 17 days ago | |
| 11 | Executive Officer | 944 | 47.81% | 45,318 | — | — | — | 20 days ago | 3,748 d | 15 days ago | |
| 12 | Executive Officer | — | 47.23% | 40,035 | — | — | — | 8 years ago | 3,745 d | 14 days ago | |
| 13 | Executive Officer | 345 | 44.49% | 14,694 | — | — | — | 3 months ago | 3,743 d | 15 days ago | |
| 14 | Executive Officer | — | 46.34% | 10,424 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,547 d | 14 days ago | |
| 15 | Executive Officer | 1,264 | 49.78% | 11,845 | — | — | — | 16 days ago | 3,509 d | 15 days ago | |
| 16 | Combat Officer | 661 | 47.66% | 7,464 | — | — | — | 2 months ago | 2,411 d | 16 days ago | |
| 17 | Quartermaster | — | 47.80% | 6,015 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 2,801 d | 17 days ago | |
| 18 | Quartermaster | 997 | 48.70% | 9,184 | — | — | — | 17 days ago | 2,718 d | 16 days ago | |
| 19 | Recruitment Officer | 511 | 45.58% | 3,260 | — | — | — | 7 months ago | 3,428 d | 16 days ago | |
| 20 | Recruit | — | 46.12% | 1,663 | — | — | — | 5 years ago | 3,142 d | 17 days ago | |
| 21 | Recruit | 166 | 49.75% | 203 | — | — | — | 4 years ago | 2,264 d | 16 days ago | |
| 22 | Recruit | 347 | 41.39% | 703 | — | — | — | 2 years ago | 1,519 d | 16 days ago | |
The figures are the ones stored for each member, as of the time in the Stats column; a dash means a figure is not known here.
The last 30 days are summed from the sessions the site recorded for each member; a dash where it recorded none in 60 days.